Mark Steyn in Top Form Writing on the 2nd District (OH) Congressional Race Results
What did I find today in my weekly journey over to the incomparable Mark Steyn’s column at the Chicago Sun-Times? His normally outstanding commentary of course, but this time he weighs in on this past week’s Political Center of the Universe, Ohio’s own 2nd District Congressional race, administering the necessary doses of reality, and as usual taking no prisoners:
The other day an official with a British teachers’ union proposed that the concept of “failing” exams should be abolished. Instead of being given a “failing” grade, she said, the pupil would instead be given a “deferred success.”
Oh, sure, you can scoff. But evidently the system’s already being test-piloted in Howard Dean’s Democratic Party. That’s why the Dems’ Congressional Campaign Committee hailed their electoral failure in last week’s Ohio special election as a triumphant “deferred success.” As their press release put it:
“In nearly the biggest political upset in recent history, Democrat Paul Hackett came within just a few thousand votes of defeating Republican Jean Schmidt in Ohio’s Second Congressional District.”
Yes, indeed. It was “nearly the biggest political upset in recent history,” which is another way of saying it was actually the smallest political non-upset in recent history. Hackett was like a fast-forward rerun of the Kerry campaign. He was a veteran of the Iraq war, but he was anti-war, but he made solemn dignified patriotic commercials featuring respectful footage of President Bush and artfully neglecting to mention the candidate was a Democrat, but in livelier campaign venues he dismissed Bush as a “sonofabitch” and a “chicken hawk” who was “un-American” for questioning his patriotism.
And as usual this nearly winning strategy lost yet again — this time to a weak Republican candidate with a lot of problematic baggage. Insofar as I understand it, the official Democratic narrative is that Bush is a moron who’s nevertheless managed to steal two elections. Big deal. Up against this crowd, that’s looking like petty larceny. After the Ohio vote, Dem pollster Stan Greenberg declared that “one of the biggest doubts about Democrats is that they don’t stand for anything.” That might have passed muster two years ago. Alas, the party’s real problem is that increasingly there’s no doubt whatsoever about it.
That will leave a Steyn mark. But he has an important caution for the ever-more-complacent GOP:
Republicans may see the increasingly arthritic, corpulent, wheezing, flatulent Democratic Party as a boon for them, but I don’t. Two-party systems need two parties, not just for the health of the loser but for that of the winner, too. Intellectually, philosophically, legislatively, it’s hard to maintain the discipline to keep yourself in shape when the other guy just lies around the house all day.
This is exactly what has happened in Ohio.
