Parody: There’s No Church on Christmas (at Some Megachurches)
Item: Several megachurches are not having services on Christmas Day (HT Mike Meckler’s Red-State.com):
There’s no church on Christmas.
Worship somewhere else.
We can’t put on the show we want,
But we’ll still ring the bells.There’s no Christmas service,
We don’t have the staff.
So don’t you come for Christmas,
And please try not to laugh.
