December 23, 2005

Parody Update: There’s No Church on Christmas

Filed under: Business Moves,Corporate Outrage,General — Tom @ 7:01 pm

Several megachurches are not having services on Christmas Day (HT Mike Meckler’s

Christian ‘megapastor’ blasts believers on Dec. 25 dispute

In “honor” of this foolishness, I resubmit the following song, originally posted on December 10:

There’s no church on Christmas

There’s no church on Christmas.
Worship somewhere else.
We can’t put on the show we want,
But we’ll still ring the bells.

There’s no Christmas service,
We don’t have the staff.
So don’t you come for Christmas,
And please try not to laugh.


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