Parody Update: There’s No Church on Christmas
Item:
Several megachurches are not having services on Christmas Day (HT Mike Meckler’s Red-State.com)
Update:
Christian ‘megapastor’ blasts believers on Dec. 25 dispute
In “honor” of this foolishness, I resubmit the following song, originally posted on December 10:
There’s no church on Christmas
There’s no church on Christmas.
Worship somewhere else.
We can’t put on the show we want,
But we’ll still ring the bells.There’s no Christmas service,
We don’t have the staff.
So don’t you come for Christmas,
And please try not to laugh.
