I Must Be Dreaming — There’s No Way I Visited Schmidt Campaign Headquarters This Evening
I’m sitting here thinking, “This just can’t be.”
In today’s R-Rated Whistleblower I was reminded that we’re at Day 108 (1st paragraph) of the “Schmidt Illegally Campaigning from Her Congressional Office” watch.
To be more specific, we’re at Day 108 of an exhausting litany of New and Old Media failures to report this story of utmost importance (excuse the nicknames, they’re not mine):
Huggable Howard (Wilkinson), Hawaiian Hottie Malia Rulon, Jon Craig, and Carl Weiser at the Fishwrap; Liberal Lapdog AP writers David Hammer and Terry Kinney; Cleveland P(l)ain Dealer Newshawk Bill Sloat; ComPosters Michael Collins, Dan Hassert, Kevin Eigelbach, and Robert White; BizzyBlogger Tom Blumer; Left-wing Blogger Chris Baker; Schmidt cheerleaders Melanie Laughman, Susan McHugh, Michelle Shaw and Liz Carey at the Community Press; WLW Hate Radio trash-talker Bill Cunningham; Schmidt apologists at the Chillicothe Gazette; Associate Editor Wade Linville at the Georgetown News DemocRAT; Steve Carraway at C-103 Radio in Adams County; Wayne Boblit at the Brown County Press; Reporter Van Rose and Editorial Excellence Committee Coordinator Jennifer M. Cooper at the mighty News Watchman in Waverly, Ohio; Bill Lange at the Peoples Defender in Adams County; Larry Budd Melman at the Dayton Daily News; Clifton Forrest at the Portsmouth Times; TV 19’s Trish the Dish; Channel 9 News Trollop Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin; Somebody from TV 64 before they go out of the local news business; USA Today; anybody at the left-wing Dayton Daily News; Sean Hannity; and whoever in hell is supposed to be covering this race from The Hill newspaper in DC.
So as I was saying, I had to have dozed off early this evening.
I dreamed that I visited an office building north of The Red Lobster near the intersection of Montgomery and Galbraith Roads, in the 8200 block of Montgomery Road, went to an office on the 2nd floor in that building, and saw that it was the place for the “Jean Schmidt for Congress Campaign.”
As the dream continued, I was let inside the office and met three people: Representative Michelle Schneider (who said she had never heard of BizzyBlog — further evidence that this was indeed a dream) and campaign workers Alex and Mark. I walked in as they were making phone calls, presumably to Second District constituents urging them to vote for Jean Schmidt on May 2.
The dream proceeded as either Mark or Alex told me that some people believe I’m coordinating my blog entries with Schmidt campaign efforts — further evidence that SOMEBODY is dreaming, or that someone else besides me wrote these posts:
- October 28, 2005 — Memo to Jean Schmidt and the Rest of Congress: On Economics, Ethanol Is a Loser.
- November 29 — Cleaning Up Some of the Schm…. er, Clutter (go to last half of post).
- April 8 — Team McEwen Has Not Been Interested in Dealing with “Issuesâ€â€“Including the Most Important One (primarily critical of Bob McEwen, but strongly criticizes Schmidt and the rest of the local congressional delegation for restricting free speech by tightening rules for so-called 527 groups).
Back to the original dream, though. I spoke with one of the building’s maintenance people, who believed the campaign had been there maybe a couple of months, which would make sense because there can’t be an active campaign until there is a challenger, and there wasn’t officially a challenger (and hence no need for a campaign) until about February 14, when Schmidt’s first challenger officially filed.
Just before I woke up, I imagined that I had reviewed my e-mail inbox for a response on this matter, and found this e-mail from a Schmidt campaign person dated February 16:
As far as the campaign using the congressional office. This is not happening. A chief of staff is allowed to take calls from reporters on his personal phone and respond. In fact a chief of staff can also be the campaign manager…. Jean’s chief of staff is not our campaign manager, but he gets calls from reporters asking both congressional and campaign questions and he responds. Any calls he makes campaign oriented is on his own time outside of the congressional office. Again everything is totally above board.
Then I woke up, and here I am.
But it had to be a dream. None of the items described above could possibly have happened.
The R-Rated Whistleblower has been reporting for 108 days that Jean Schmidt is operating her congressional campaign out of her congressional office in The Clear Channel Building at 8044 Montgomery Road.
And the R-Rated Whistleblower is never wrong. Right?












