What follows is not from Jonathan Swift or Scrappleface. If only it were so.
Ed Feulner in the Washington Times describes how the Senate plans to “compromise” with House Majority Leader John Boehner’s refusal to budge on the latest spending bill — Cut the important stuff so almost all of the pork stays in (HT Instapundit):
At risk is the $94.4 supplemental spending bill President Bush requested from Congress to provide $92 billion for hurricane relief and the troops in Iraq, and $2.4 billion for avian flu response. Despite his warning that anything more would be vetoed, several senators abused the legislation’s must-pass status to add $14 billion in wasteful pork-barrel goodies for influential constituents, labor unions and corporations.
….. Unable to control their colleagues, 35 senators signed a letter promising to support a veto, and the House of Representatives’ leadership announced it would refuse to accept any supplemental exceeding the $94.4 billion target. Despite these positive signs in favor of spending restraint, some in the Senate want to concoct a face-saving deal with the president to sustain these wasteful proposals. Their plan: Shortchange the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan to preserve most of the pork.
….. As an aide to Sen. Bill Frist, Tennessee Republican, described the plan, the conferees could avoid painful choices and still meet the president’s $94.4 billion limit by simply applying an across-the-board cut to the Senate version. With the Senate wanting $108.9 billion, an across-the-board cut of 13.2 percent would be required to bring the Senate’s plan into line with the president’s target.
….. To achieve this across-the-board cut to reduce the Senate’s proposal to the White House limit of $94.4 billion, the president’s proposals for the Iraq and Afghanistan efforts would have to be cut $9.6 billion, Katrina relief by $2.6 billion and avian flu response by $304 million. In turn, these “savings” could be redeployed to provide $608 million to facilitate a casino/condo-based redevelopment scheme in Mississippi, $3.4 billion in additional farm subsidies, $967 million for fisheries assistance, $516 million in unrelated highway aid, and even $17 million for AmeriCorps.
So preserving the 87% of the pork is more important than fully funding our troops in the War on Terror, Katrina relief, and deadly disease preparedness.
Oh, my, God — These people have totally lost their bearings.
How could these out-of-touch clowns even think about doing this? Is there a 12-step program for pork addiction anywhere?
I hope this comes up for a vote, because any Senator who supports applying across-the-board spending cuts to the President’s bill can forget about his or her Presidential ambitions. Any Senator who supports the across-the-board cuts and is up for re-election should become instantly vulnerable.
Dear Senators: If there are problematic items in the critical areas, specifcally identify and eliminate them, and spend even less than $94.2 billion (what a concept). And please — Don’t automatically assume that pork can come in if any waste in the critical areas goes out.
I’m assuming Majority Leader Boehner is, like virtually everyone in America outside the Senate’s chambers, more interested in accomplishing policy objectives than larding on pork, and will laugh this idea off the stage.
DVM, IV4P.
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Boehner’s statement, which I just received in an e-mail, is good but not great:
“….. Now there’s been some trial balloon that has been floated that maybe we ought to have some across-the-board cut in all of these requests so that some of this additional spending, I’m sure well-intentioned and I’m sure well-meaning, can be found room for in this emergency supplemental spending bill.
“Now I think we need to put the emergency back in the emergency supplemental spending bill. This is for the War in Iraq to help our troops over there have what they need and to help those victims in the Gulf Coast in their efforts to see their recovery move ahead. It’s not for all the other wishes and wants that some members on the other side of the body would like to have. So with that, let’s put our troops first, let’s take care of the people who’ve been displaced from their homes, and then the other requests we can handle in the ordinary course of business.”
He’s being awfully kind to his senatorial colleagues, to a much greater degree than deserved, when he talks of “well-intentioned” and “well-meaning.” And the “ordinary course of business” ought to be “never.” But at least I don’t see Boehner budging.