October 6, 2008

Relatively Light Posting Alert, and an E-Mail Proposal I Have Received

Filed under: General,Scams,Taxes & Government — Tom @ 10:21 am

Business and other writing commitments will keeps things semi-quiet (NOT totally quiet) around here until Wednesday morning.

In the meantime ….. I want to make readers aware of this interesting proposal I received via e-mail over the weekend. It came to me in all caps, but I revised it to improve its readability.

It seems to have some relationship to what I discussed in this post earlier this morning.

Perhaps one of you can report back to me as to the legitimacy of this matter.

*Subject:* Urgent Personal Message From Hank P.

My Dear American Friend:

I am needing to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry Of The Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused need for large transfer of funds of 700 billion of your dollars (US). If you would assist me in this transfer it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with highly reputable Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January if my political party wins upcoming election, which we certainly will because we are in controling of the highest supreme court. You may remember him as a senator as leader of the american banking deregulation movement in the 1990s.

I am also working with highly reputable Mr. Barney Frank, member of Congress from People’s Republic of Massachusetts, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January if other political party, led by Mr. Barack Obama, win upcoming election, which he certainly will because he is in controlling of voting in Illinois, Ohio, Florida, and many other states. Mr. Barney Frank is very knowledgeable about financial transactions of all kinds, from whorehouse administration to home loan business, and faithfully teaches precepts of Mr. Barack Obama (“From tiny A.C.O.R.N. grows giant foreclosure oak!”).

This transactin is 100% safe. You must trust me completely and not ask questions about the transaction. You have my word no one will do anything wrong with the money.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need your blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that i should look for a reliable and trustworth personage who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

You are that personage.

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  1. LOL! And to think it wasn’t the Nigerians who sent the e-mail!

    Comment by Daniel Jack Williamson — October 6, 2008 @ 1:46 pm

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