February 28, 2014

NewsBusted (022814)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 9:34 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– Obama Voters
– I.R.S.
– MSNBC’s Ed Schultz
– Sun and Earth
– Starbucks
– Capital One
– Muslims on Mars?
– President Obama
– Miley Cyrus
– Kanye West
– Craigslist Killer

Best Lines:

  • “A new poll finds that one-quarter of Americans think the sun revolves around the earth. However, 100% of self-described environmentalists believe the world revolves around them.”
  • “An Islamic cleric has issued a fatwa saying that Muslims are not allowed to live on Mars. Well, until decide to live on Mars. Then Muslims can claim Mars as their own.”
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