March 29, 2014

NewsBusted (032814)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 7:20 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– 2016 Campaign
– Hillary Clinton
– Weather Drone
– Al Gore
– Pinkberry
– American Physical Society
– White House Pastry Chef
– Actor Chris Pine Drunk Driving
– Obamacare and Latinos

Best Lines (among many more) :

  • “The Navy has come up with a drone that can predict the weather several months in advance. Which is not to be confused with Al Gore — a drone who says he can predict the weather a hundred years in advance.”
  • “The White House pastry chef has resigned due to Michelle Obama’s demonization of butter, cream, and fat. The pastry chef is now hoping for a position in the Chris Christie administration.”
  • “President Obama is telling Latinos he won’t deport their relatives if they sign up for Obamacare. Okay, but when they see what Obamacare is actually like, they’ll probably deport themselves.”
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