June 11, 2014

NewsBusted (061014)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 12:12 pm

Here we go:

Topics:
– California Chrome and Triple Crown
– Stephen Colbert
– Bowe Bergdahl
– D-Day Ceremony
– American Workforce
– Marianne Williamson
– Hillary Clinton
– Obama Lifts Weights
– Maureen Dowd

Best Lines (among many more):

  • “Some claim that a People Magazine cover photo shows Hillary Clinton using a walker. That’s not true. The only thing Hillary uses as a crutch is the fact that she’s a woman.”
  • “A video has emerged of President Obama lifting tiny weights in a European hotel gym. You see, Obama needs to get in shape so that he can throw like a girl at his next baseball game.”
  • “New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd said she experienced paranoia and hallucinations after eating a medical marijuana candy bar. Down admitted she was even higher than all those times she praised (President) Obama.”
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