July 29, 2014

NewsBusted (072914)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 3:52 pm

Here we go:

Topics:
– V.A. Scandal
– Bill Maher
– Obama Motorcade
– Obama Traffic Jams
– John Kerry
– Snoop Dogg
– Michael Moore
– Darth Vader
– Hillary Clinton

Best Lines (among many):

  • “Network news programs continue to mostly ignore the VA scandal. In fact, the average waiting period for network coverage of the scandal is now as long as the waiting period for a vet to get seen by a doctor.”
  • “Secretary of State John Kerry had to go through a metal detector before meeting the president of Egypt. But that’s only because the guards had a bet on whether Kerry was actually made of tin.”
  • “Rapper Snoop Dog told Jimmy Kimmel that he once got high at the White House. Snoop claims he was so high at the time the President’s explanation of Obamacare actually made sense.”
  • “Michael Moore has been found to own nine homes. And we at NewsBusted now expect him to make a documentary exposing his greedy capitalist tendencies. Right, Michael?”
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