July 29, 2014

NewsBusted (072914)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 3:52 pm

Here we go:

Topics:
– V.A. Scandal
– Bill Maher
– Obama Motorcade
– Obama Traffic Jams
– John Kerry
– Snoop Dogg
– Michael Moore
– Darth Vader
– Hillary Clinton

Best Lines (among many):

  • “Network news programs continue to mostly ignore the VA scandal. In fact, the average waiting period for network coverage of the scandal is now as long as the waiting period for a vet to get seen by a doctor.”
  • “Secretary of State John Kerry had to go through a metal detector before meeting the president of Egypt. But that’s only because the guards had a bet on whether Kerry was actually made of tin.”
  • “Rapper Snoop Dog told Jimmy Kimmel that he once got high at the White House. Snoop claims he was so high at the time the President’s explanation of Obamacare actually made sense.”
  • “Michael Moore has been found to own nine homes. And we at NewsBusted now expect him to make a documentary exposing his greedy capitalist tendencies. Right, Michael?”
July 26, 2014

NewsBusted (072514)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 7:30 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– Illegal Aliens
– Rahm Emmanuel
– iPhone and Chinese Robots
– Electrified Bra
– Hookah Smoking
– Hospital Drone
– Gay Americans
– California Drought

Best Lines:

  • “An electrified bra that sends a shock to attackers will soon be on the market. Liberals now immediately demand that the bra be made available under Hobby Lobby’s health plan.”
  • “A new poll finds that at least 3% of Americans identify as gay. That’s only 3% of Americans, but 95% of characters on network TV shows.”
  • “As the California drought continues, residents have grown so untrusting they’re now using Facebook to rat out their neighbors who water their lawns in Farmville.”
July 25, 2014

NewsBusted (072214)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 7:35 am

Playing catchup … Here we go — This is one of their best ever:

Topics:
– President Obama
– Malaysian Airlines
– Josh Earnest
– Illegal Alien Coyotes
– Self-Driving Obama Car
– CNN Reporter
– First Family
– Drunk TSA Agent
– llegals Hide in Gas Pipeline

Best Lines:

  • “The coyotes bringing the current wave of illegal aliens in through the southern border are making as much as $50,000 a week — which makes them the only high-paying jobs created during the Obama economy.”
  • “In a recent visit to Virginia, President Obama operated a self-driving car. But it was an Obama self-driving car, which means that it only turned left and then ended up in a ditch.”
  • “A CNN Reporter who referred to Israelis as ‘scum’ on Twitter has been reassigned — to a new job in the Obama State Department.”
  • “A drunk man at the San Francisco airport posed as a TSA agent and started groping women as he patted them down. The man’s behavior was so out of line the TSA hired him on the spot.”
  • “Illegal aliens have been found hiding in a natural gas pipeline and using it to get around border patrol agents. Uh, hold on … This just in. President Obama now plans on approving the Keyston XL Pipeline.”
July 18, 2014

NewsBusted (071814)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 9:20 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– John Boehner
– President Obama
– Record cold in Australia
– Joe Biden
– Gun Control
– Illegal Aliens
– Oklahoma Earthquakes
– Megan Fox
– L.A. Marijuana Farmers Market
– Obama Fundraisers

Best Line:

  • “Recent data shows it would be 99 percent cheaper to fly the illegal aliens now swarming our border back to their home countries rather than processing them here. And most of the cost could be paid for with Michelle Obama’s frequent flier miles.”
  • “Oklahnoma has had more earthquakes than California in 2014. See, government regulations and taxes are so bad in California even the earthquakes are leaving.”
  • “President Obama has attended nearly 400 fundraisers since taking office. Wow — It’s amazing he finds time to play golf.”
July 15, 2014

NewsBusted (071514)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 9:24 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– Lebron James
– President Obama
– Border Crisis
– Illegal Alien Children
– TSA
– Ray Nagin Sentenced
– Costco and Dinesh D’Souza
– Global Warming Science
– Loreal Model

Best Lines:

  • “President Obama wants $3.7 billion to address the border crisis, but his proposal must be passed by both the House and the Senate — and approved by China.”
  • “The TSA is allowing recently arrived illegal aliens to fly on commercial airlines without proper identification. Great — Now the TSA will have even more time to strip-search your grandma.”
July 11, 2014

NewsBusted (071114)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 8:18 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– President Obama
– Jimmy Carter
– Saudi Arabia
– European Google
– Sheila Jackson Lee
– Black Unemployment
– Kanye West
– Tyler Perry
– Burger King’s Gay Pride Whopper

Best Lines:

  • “America has overtaken Saudi Arabia as the world’s biggest oil-producing country. Wow, and you thought liberals hated America before.”
  • “Burger King has introduced a new ‘gay pride’ Whopper sandwich. It’s just like a regular Whopper, but if you choose not to order one, you’re immeiately accused of as hate crime.”
July 10, 2014

NewsBusted (070914)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 7:18 am

Here we go:

TOPICS:
– 4th of July
– NBC News
– Illegal Immigrants
– Megyn Kelly
– Bill Ayers
– Yahoo! News
– Matt Bai
– Joey Chestnut
– Joan Rivers
– Michelle Obama
– Katt Williams

Best Line: “Joey Chestnut has won his eighth straight Fourth of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. In order to work up an appetite this year, Chestnut made sure to first eat a Michelle Obama school lunch.”

June 29, 2014

NewsBusted (062714)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 7:06 am

Here we go:

TOPICS:
– NSA
– Television News
– President Obama
– Washington Post
– Brian Schweitzer and Eric Cantor
– CNN’s Paul Begala
– Michelle Obama
– Jennifer Lopez
– Hillary Clinton’s Book
– Tinder

Best Lines (among many more):

  • “Current surveys show America’s confidence in televsion news has fallen to an all-time low — Which is scary, because TV news is President Obama’s only source of information.”
  • “The editor of the Washington Post says we should negotiate with the Taliban more. So it’s official: Liberals want Obama to negotiate with everyone except Republicans.”
June 28, 2014

NewsBusted (062414)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 7:01 am

Continuing the catch-up campaign, here we go:

TOPICS:
– President Obama
– Lois Lerner
– I.R.S.
– Military Advisors for Iraq
– Chemical Weapons Facilities
– U.S. Patent Office
– Washington Redskins
– ABC News and V.A. Scandal
– Valerie Jarrett
– Rupert Murdoch
– Obama in Toilet

Best Line: “ABC News gave the latest developments in the VA scandal just 14 seconds of coverage, which is exactly 14 seconds more than the Obama administration has spent trying to fix the problem.”

June 27, 2014

NewsBusted (062014)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 6:58 am

Yeah, we’ve got some catching up to do. So here goes:

TOPICS:
– U.S. Unemployment
– Wendy Davis
– Boko Harum
– Police Armored Vehicles
– British Computer
– President Obama visits Indian Reservation
– Chelsea Clinton
– Starbucks

Best Line: “Texas State Senator Wendy Davis says Republicans don’t like people who don’t look like them. Yeah, Wendy. Because Mia Love, Bobby Jindal, Ben Carson, and Marco Rubio all look exactly alike.”

June 17, 2014

NewsBusted (061714)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 6:36 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– Iraq
– Mosul
– President Obama
– IRS Emails
– Lois Lerner
– Eric Cantor
– Diane Sawyer
– Hillary Clinton
– O.J. Simpson

Best Line: “The Obama administration now claims the IRS ‘lost’ two years of Lois Lerner’s emails. They claims the emails were accidentially placed in storage on a HealthCare.gov server.”

June 13, 2014

NewsBusted (061313)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 6:22 am

Here we go:

Topics:
– American Dream
– CNN
– V.A. Hospital Scandal
– Charles Manson
– Friday the 13th
– Great White Shark
– Bill Gates
– Marijuana and Fertility

Best Lines:

  • “NBC and CBS are refusing to cover the VA hospital scandal as it spreads to new states. Great. So now there’s even a waiting period for any damaging news to the Obama administration.”
  • “A new study suggests that marijuana consumption might negatively impact fertility. It seems women who smoke regularly rarely drink enough to make men attractive.”
June 11, 2014

NewsBusted (061014)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 12:12 pm

Here we go:

Topics:
– California Chrome and Triple Crown
– Stephen Colbert
– Bowe Bergdahl
– D-Day Ceremony
– American Workforce
– Marianne Williamson
– Hillary Clinton
– Obama Lifts Weights
– Maureen Dowd

Best Lines (among many more):

  • “Some claim that a People Magazine cover photo shows Hillary Clinton using a walker. That’s not true. The only thing Hillary uses as a crutch is the fact that she’s a woman.”
  • “A video has emerged of President Obama lifting tiny weights in a European hotel gym. You see, Obama needs to get in shape so that he can throw like a girl at his next baseball game.”
  • “New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd said she experienced paranoia and hallucinations after eating a medical marijuana candy bar. Down admitted she was even higher than all those times she praised (President) Obama.”
June 6, 2014

NewsBusted (060614)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 5:32 pm

Here we go:

TOPICS:
– Earthquakes
– State Department
– Libya
– Prince Charles
– Al Gore
– Mystery Person Leaving Money Envelopes in LA
– Facebook
– NSA
– INS
– Obama Climate Policy
– NASA Scientists

Best Lines:

  • “The INS is dropping off illegal immigrants at bus stations in Arizona rather than taking them to the border. And as expected, Democrats are now setting up voter-registration kiosks at the bus stations.”
  • “President Obama said his climate policy will help address a growing threat to the nation’s health. He plans to stop global warming by putting it on the VA waiting list.”
June 3, 2014

NewsBusted (060314)

Filed under: NewsBusted — Tom @ 11:47 am

Here we go:

TOPICS:
– Jay Carney Resigns
– President Obama
– Eric Shinseki Resigns
– Illegal Aliens in Military
– NBC’s Richard Engel
– Tea Party Candidates
– CIA Chief Outed by White House
– Donald Sterling

Best Line: “Several Tea Party candidates have won primary races in Texas and are expected to win in November. Or, as the mainstream media reported it, ‘The Tea Party is dead.’”